The Weird Theory of Man

The theories of the origins of man have always been a turbulent argument. Both science and religion have their ideas where and how we came to be on this planet.

Religion is made up of many different faiths; some are Catholicism, Protestant, Jewish, Muslim and Buddhist just to mention a few of them. Most have some theory about mans beginnings. Catholic faith for example has man created from dust by GOD who then creates women from mans rib. And many other faiths go in other directions, so it is a very controversial argument as to which religion is right if any. There have been wars fought over the different beliefs.

Science on the other hand also has many different theories as to where man comes from. The most popular of the scientific theories was mainly brought upon by a man name Charles Darwin, who claims man evolved from lower primates. And a recent development says over the years and through the eating of meat the primate’s brain grew and as it did we began our journey up the evolutionary ladder to modern man.

Who’s right? Who knows? There exists no absolute proof for either side. Religion has no proof of the Garden of Eden and science has no missing link that absolutely ties primates to modern man. So there are fights over that as well. Lets assume they are both wrong and I'm right.

Let’s really play with theories OK? I can’t prove any of my ideas either so I will just be another theorist that is banging his head on the wall like everyone else scientist or priest alike.

Many, many, many years ago before the dawn of man in fact around the time just after the Meteor theory that made the Dinosaur extinct our world was visited by a group of beings from a planet close enough to us that they had been using our planet as a Petri dish. One day as the world had recovered from the devastating effect of the meteor and the world once again grew green and lush our visitors came to earth. They studied the flora and fauna, took samples from our earth and from the water that surrounded it both sea water and fresh water. They studied the creatures and insects that did survive the horrific impact and they collected cell samples from all living things plant and mineral and animal.

They also had DNA and cell samples from their own planet, cells from creatures that lived on their planet, samples of DNA from their own bodies, female and male alike. Now the scientists amoung these visitors were working on an experiment, they wanted to replicate their own evolution on this new planet and see what life forms would develop as a result. Carefully they constructed a strand of DNA and planted it in a solution of nutrients and then found the ideal location to plant this ooze. The scientist named the location Eden for Extended DNA Environmental Nutrients. About a dozen samples were placed, some predominately male and the others female and for a few days the samples were monitored. To the visitors it appeared the samples had stabilized in Eden and it was now time for the visitors to leave.

Many thousands of years passed but the Eden experiment had not been forgotten on the alien planet. And again the visitors sent another team to see how the experiment was progressing. To their astonishment the experiment was a success and a new life form had developed and adapted itself to the test planets environment. A primate species had developed but it was still too primitive to accurately assess if the species would develop traits such as the aliens or develop a complete set unique to the planet earth as it became known. What they were excited about was the development of a good male and female balance from the DNA samples the group of primates was strong and healthy and was capable of reproduction.

Again the aliens left and again a few thousand years passes and once again the visitors came to Earth to study the results of the DNA tests. Upon arrival they are astounded to see the primates have developed into strong clans that have split and moved about to different areas of the planet but still centralized around the area we humans call Africa. There have been some fascinating differences developing in the test subjects as well. Some have taken to the trees in the area and are quite mobile moving in the canopy above while others have developed the ability to walk upright. It was observed that those living in the trees survived on insects and berries and fruit which abounded in the trees while the upright group was studied eating flesh from dead animal carcasses. It was determined that through the ingestion of protein in the upright subjects their brains developed more significantly and therefore they left the trees to walk to lush hunting grounds and sources of water. This was a fascinating discovery; the aliens once again left Earth for their own planet.

Again several thousand years has elapsed and the alien planet is still studying the data and samples taken from Earth. To be continued.

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